Look at the state my microphone had landed in.

Don't ask me what exactly happened to make it this way, because I have no idea.
Anyway, I tried pushing the edge against the table to bend it back the right way, but that didn't work. And so I gave up.
Borrowed my brother's microphone today, and when he came home I had to return it, so I decided to try and fix it once more.
I used (the back of) a hammer and sorta twisted the plug. I can't exactly explain it, but anyway I heard a click and I was all, "Shit." and wondering if I'd worsened its condition instead. I mean, not that it's working anyway but yeah.
After many tests on both my brother's and my computer (and after restarting my computer once), it finally worked!
I think there are still screw-ups now and then, but oh well. Will do; I saved 20 bucks! :D
And that iz all.